Friday, 2 September 2011

Height of being dumb !

At a book store :
  • After picking up a recipe book ,"Are you sure it tells how to cook good food?"
  • "Oh i dont go for fiction, can you get Mills & Boons collection for me?"
  • "I dont remember the name of that book exactly, i guess its Sydney Sheldon"
  • "I want real spiritual stuff, something like - power yoga !"
At airport :
  • "I wonder what the hell so many planes are doing here !"
  • Flyer (frustrated by a faulty air conditioner) to flight attendent - "Does anything work in this plane?". Flight attendent - "I hope engine does"
  • "Do they have washrooms here?"
  • "Oh my god where are they taking my luggage !"

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